This is the look you get...

when you tell Arnold about tumor jokes.

Allergies

For about a month, I've been suffering combination of allergies, esophagus fungal infection, and seemingly mysterious abdominal pain for which doctors have no idea what's causing. It sucks to be sick and itchy all the time. I think I got my allergies from food but I don't know which one, though I suspect milk/cheese/dairy products.

There's no cure for allergies I hear. That's a major suxor!

Chinese Guard

"Yes I like my job, and yes I'm happy."